What is something I always say to you? Don’t bite your fingers.
What makes you happy? When I get my way.
What makes you sad? When anybody else is sad that makes me sad.
How do I make you laugh? Cause you have completely ridiculous jokes that are amazing.
What do you think I was like as a child? Ridiculous. Like the rest of us but with a little bit of normal.
How old are you? Uhhh… 14. That took me a little while to get for some reason.
How old am I? 40. Or 42.
How tall are you? 5’7″. No, not that tall. Maybe 5’5″. No, wait. How tall is Dad? I am about an inch taller than him. Maybe 5’9″.
What is your favorite thing to do? I like to play football. I like spending time with Joe. Those two are pretty much just like in the balance.
What do I do when you’re not around? A lot of stuff but I would say mainly plan ahead. Like prepare for grocery shopping. I don’t know what you do with your free time. Maybe sleep or nap or stuff.
What are you really good at? Football. And I am good at… Never mind. I’m good at football.
What are you not really good at? I’m not really good at making sure things get done. I’m good at doing them, just not at remembering to do them.
What does the president do? The president is like a figure head kind of. Whenever you think of something wrong that the government has done it always seems to lead back to him. Everybody points to the president.
What is your favorite food? Burgers.
What do you and I do together? Talk.
How are we the same? We are very good with little kids and… yeah.
How are you and I different? I play football but you just like to watch it. You’re a girl and I’m a boy.
How do you know that I love you? Because you want me to do good in everything I do and if you didn’t love me you wouldn’t care.
What is one thing you wish you could change? I wish I could run faster.
What do you wish you could go and do with me? I wish we could go to, like, Crackerbarrel and talk.
What is your job in our family? My job in our family is to make sure the younger kids are doing what they are supposed to do and not being really bad or anything.
What is your favorite room in the house? The kitchen. Well, the dining room.
What is your favorite animal? Platypus. They have a bill. And they have a beaver’s tail. And they are mammels but they lay eggs. And they sweat milk.
What has been your worst experience? This one time way back in the Turkey Oaks house there was this giant, long log or stick that I was carrying around and Joe wanted it. And then he went and told you, and you told me to give it to him so I did and then I stomped off inside. Joe was calling my name but I didn’t hear him because a bird was crowing and Joe and I both got in trouble for lying. Either that or when Conner punched me in the face.
What is your favorite color? Red
What is one piece of advice you have for me? Don’t procrastinate anything. If you have something to do, just do it.
What is the worst sound you’ve ever heard? Two magic erasers rubbing against each other. EH EH EH.
What is your favorite song? The desert song from Legend of Zelda. That song is awesome.
Do you have a favorite singer or band? Nope.
Where was the best place you’ve lived? When we live here in Milton the time before this.
What is your favorite show? X-Files
Do you have a superhero preference? Superman
Can you think of any other questions I should ask you? I can. What is your favorite football position. My answer would be receiver.