What is something I always say to you? Good job.
What makes you happy? Playing football. Wait, wait, wait…. Being with my family.
What makes you sad? Getting hurt.
How do I make you laugh? Tickling me or jokes.
What do you think I was like as a child? Bad, pretty, and funny.
How old are you? 11. Why? NO WAIT. 12. I’M TWELVE!
How old am I? 40
How tall are you? Almost 5 feet.
What is your favorite thing to do? Play football.
What do I do when you’re not around? Do stuff on your computer.
What are you really good at? Football.
What are you not really good at? Not playing football.
What does the president do? He makes laws?
What is your favorite food? Tater tot casserole
What do you and I do together? Go to the store and be awesome.
How are we the same? We both have long legs and we’re both awesome.
How are you and I different? I play football and you don’t.
How do you know that I love you? Cause I know. And cause you take me to football.
What is one thing you wish you could change? Abortion
What do you wish you could go and do with me? Go to Whataburger.
What is your job in our family? Dishes
What is your favorite room in the house? The livingroom
What is your favorite animal? Bearded Dragon
What has been your worst experience? Breaking my leg.
What is your favorite color? Orange
What is your favorite number? 4
What is your favorite letter? M
Can you think of any other questions I should ask you? Should we stop eating lunch and go to Whataburger?
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