What is something I always say to you? “I try not to listen to you.”
What makes you happy? The Gators win a game.
What makes you sad? Failing at anything.
How do I make you laugh? You say idiotic stuff.
What do you think I was like as a child? You stole candy and hid in the bathroom eating it. So a rebel. (FYI I’ve never stolen candy. Or anything. But for some reason all of my children think this about me.)
How old are you? Me? 14…. 17 Gosh.
How old am I? 37
How tall are you? 5’5”. And a half.
What is your favorite thing to do? Eat steak.
What do I do when you’re not around? You cry.
What are you really good at? Nothing. The jack of all trades is the ace of none. I can do a lot of stuff but I’m not really good at anything. Except being awesome.
What are you not really good at? Violin.
What does the president do? He symbolizes… That’s pretty much all he does. At least our current one. He’s like the American eagle. Except he doesn’t really symbolize freedom, he symbolizes debt and poverty and welfare.
What is your favorite food? Steak, mashed potatoes, and macaroni and cheese.
What do you and I do together? Everything. Especially since dad’s been deployed.
How are we the same? We both find stupid stuff hilarious.
How are you and I different? You’re a realist and I like people.
How do you know that I love you? You buy me stuff and clean the house and give me advice in a nice way.
What is one thing you wish you could change? Sometimes I wish that the sky was, like, purple or something.
What do you wish you could go and do with me? Eat steak. Or go to England. Either works for me.
What is your job in our family? I am the master chef and I have to yell at kids all the time and make sure nobody is doing evil when you’re not looking and put stuff away and play music really loud that you hate.
What is your favorite room in the house? What kind of question is that? The bathroom. What the heck? Like if there was only one room left what room would I want it to be? Is that what kind of question this is? Probably the kitchen. I could just pee in the sink. Don’t put that last part. MAWM!!!!
What is your favorite animal? Fennec Fox
What has been your worst experience? Moving to Jacksonville. It’s not bad now though.
What is your favorite color? Metallic-y gray blue-y
What is one piece of advice you have for me? Start spelling gray with an e.
What is the worst sound you’ve ever heard? That one sound that Taylor played that one night when we were at their house for dinner. Like 2009.
What is your favorite song? Everybody wants to rule the world.
Do you have a favorite singer or band? I like Foster the People a lot. But I also like Peter Cetera. And… I like Jason Maraz. OH TRAIN! Train is one of my favorites too.
Where was the best place you’ve lived? Milton. Well, I really liked Washington too.
What is your favorite show? This is a hard one. Probably Psych. But I really… It just depend on my mood. Sometimes I really want to watch Merlin. Sometimes I really want to watch Arrested Development and sometimes I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO WATCH MODERN FAMILY BUT MOM HASN’T PREVIEWED ANY MORE OF THEM SO I CAN’T.
Do you have a superhero preference? Heck yes. Batman for the win. And Hawkeye. I like Thor a lot too. Oooh, and the Green Arrow. I really like him too.
Can you think of any other questions I should ask you? Yeah. You should ask me, “Kait, would you like to sleep in tomorrow and have me make you steak for breakfast and serve it to you in bed?”
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